That’s what Evelyn Venable who voiced the Blue Fairy told Pinocchio about liars getting caught. But that was in the Disney classic. Now it’s a little more high tech. The newest method is Voice Stress Analysis (VSA), a technology with the same objective as the polygraph: to determine whether the subject being tested is lying. It’s currently being used in the U.S. by law enforcement, and you may even have seen it on CSI (take your pick, Las Vegas, New York, or Miami).
But VSA is being used in the U.K., for a different purpose: to root out benefit cheats. There’s a big media buzz about it in the U.K. The Deception Blog’s post, Using Voice Analysis to Detect Benefit Cheats, discusses the media coverage of a pilot project there to use VSA on benefit applicants. The buzz is not about whether benefit claimants should be forced to take lie detector tests, but about the claim that the pilot project is a success.
The technology is being tested on people claiming local housing or council tax benefits. An early review exposed 126 benefit cheats in just three months, saving one local authority £110,000 or approximately $221,000. The government claims the technology also improves services.
And, of course, there are two obvious questions:
First, does it work? It depends on who you ask, but like polygraph examinations, VSI is not admissable in court as evidence.
Second, is it coming to a call center here soon?
I’m not talking about my generation, but rather Gen X; and the nobody who doesn’t want them are financial advisers. According to a study commissioned by Edward D. Jones & Co., as reported by Investment News, advisers prefer older and wealthier clients. This despite the fact that younger workers are ahead of other generations when it comes to saving for retirement. Aside from the fact that the Gen X investor has fewer assets than the older, affluent investor that is the target client for most advisers, the advisers themselves have painted this generation with a broad brush. Some of the advisers:
TANSTAAFL is an acronym for the adage "There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. It was popularized by the Nobel economist Milton Friedman, but the phrase, "free lunch", has its antecedents in American literature from about 1870 through 1920. The phrase refers to a tradition once common in saloons in many places in the United States. These establishments offered "free" lunches, varying from the basic to the quite extensive, but required the patron to buy at least one drink who usually went on to order more. In other words, free things often have hidden costs. 

I’ve written about retirement plan data security – or lack thereof – in the past, but always in the context of employee data on laptops that had been stolen. But as I read about a recent study cited by AccountingWeb.com, Pogo’s famous words came to mind, “We have met the enemy, and he is us.”
Rush Nigot on his Rush on Business Blog provides valuable
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It seems that there were these 2,500 traders surveyed by Traders Monthly who were asked whether they would parlay some insider information into a guaranteed $10 million trade. If they had a 50% chance of getting arrested, 93% said no; if they had only a 10% chance of getting arrested, 72% said no; and if they had no chance of getting arrested, 58% said yes. An anonymous trader was quoted as saying: "It can’t be that wrong if I can’t get caught."